geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
endofadream: Blaine’s tattoo “I can’t believe you’re gonna get tatted up!” Sam says excitedly as he gets out of Blaine’s car. “Ah, man, it’s gonna be so awesome. You’re gonna look like a total badass.” Blaine flushes, ducking his head as he locks the car and steps onto the sidewalk. Sam’s praise still manages to make him feel fuzzy, even though he’s been trying in vain to tamp down his...
He looked like an Italian, was dressed like an Englishman, and had the...– Louisa May Alcott, Little Women (via myimaginarybrooklyn)
All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone,...– Howard, Fresh Meat (via sadexistences)
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”) Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this They should be happy most of us...
afternoonbubbles: kieran-walker asked: Adam and Kurt find a stray kitten and it’s teeny and fragile and Adam bottle feeds it and snuggles it and he’s so careful and Kurt’s heart melts just watching him “Come on then, little kitty,” Adam coaxes in a soft voice, and the kitten finally stops hissing where it’s puffed up defensively in an empty cardboard box. It stumbles forward, tentatively...
macasauruss: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually I heard nitrogen is actually what kills us and is poisonous cuz it slowly deteriorates eeverything inside you and it takes approximately 90 years nowadays. And there you have the only thing I remember from 8th...
… neighbours really need to stop beginning to do shit at like & every morning x.x like seriously WHY DO YOU NEED TO BE USING SUCH LOUD EQUIPEMENT SO EARLY.
late start to gardening but oh well… x.x so busy with exams and stuff I never got to get things started ): tomatoes should be flowering by now T.T butbut oh wells I’ve got tons of space this year and I’ve got tomatoes and potatoes and pumpkins and corn and peas and just a shit ton of other stuff and seeds I haven’t even gotten in yet ..
sarahdwaynecarter: Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried
the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
-keepsmiling: One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still...
thealbinoweave: do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it